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Witty Banter & Scintillating Conversation

Let's trade compliments with insults hidden in every syllable.

Created on 2009-01-29 14:00:27 (#18281172), last updated 2009-11-10

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Name:enigmaxempress
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Cinderella?!
Who wants to be her?
She has to wear
poofy dresses
high heels

and ridestay cooped up in some deteriorating pumpkin masquearding as a
coach being pulled by oversized rodents pretending to be horses when

Prince Charming gets to
wear pants
ride a horse
and feel the wind in his hair
and not between his legs.

&& the worse part?
he gets the bigger crown.
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